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"I SURVIVED THE GIANT MONSTER INVASION OF '94" Shirt - Where were you in '94? Like some relic out of an alternate past, this pre-faded, vintage-looking t-shirt lets the world know you haven't forgotten our national tragedy.
- Yellow ink on royal blue, pre-shrunk Gildan Ultra Cotton T.
- Due to the unique printing process, the amount of "fading" may vary slightly from shirt to shirt.
- Don't forget to specify your size when you order.
- Click on the thumbnails for a better look!
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$15.00
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MEDIUM: SOLD OUT
$17.00
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THE CLAWS COME OUT - Hey, it's my first real book! IDW Publishing presents this hardcover collection of horror/comedy tales, all featuring my two favorite things in the world: women and monsters. Contains 50-plus pages of never-before-seen stuff, including the epic "Zombie Trouble," introductions by sexy horror hostess Lily St. Dead, and more! If you want your copy personalized, be sure to specify to whom when you order!
Read the reviews: Sequart.com | Broken Frontier |
$20.00
+ $4.00 s/h 152 pages
6" x 9"
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WIDE AWAKE 666 - I've got a two-page story in this awesome scary/funny full-color horror-comics anthology from the crazy guys at Wide Awake Press. This book is full of great stuff from contributors like Rob Ullman, J. Chris Campbell, Andy Runton, Josh Cotter, Eleanor Davis, and tons more! Not for kids! |
$10.00
+ $2.00 s/h 112 pages
5" x 8"
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CRAGMORE: BOOK TWO - The "Cragmore" saga continues in Part Two. Cragmore enlists the help of his estranged son to ensure his own immortality, but the devil has a few tricks up his sleeve in this comedy about eternal damnation. |
$4.00
+ $1.00 s/h 32 pages
5 1/2" x 8 1/2"
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CRAGMORE: BOOK ONE - Part one in the "Cragmore" saga. A Trump-esque billionaire has a near-death experience and becomes the devil's number one enemy in the process. It's evil vs. slightly more evil as Cragmore does everything possible to escape eternal damnation. Click here to read the first 20 pages!
Read the review: Poopsheet |
$5.00
+ $1.00 s/h 40 pages
5 1/2" x 8 1/2"
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BROADS AND MONSTERS (SKETCHES) - A bunch of drawings, illustrations, pinups, sketches and more! Featuring, among other things, a "Lily St. Dead" introduction and centerfold, a 5-page comic re-telling of the "Bloody Mary" urban legend, and plenty of hot babes and wacky creatures. Contains some nudity. |
$3.00
+ $1.00 s/h 28 pages
5 1/2" x 8 1/2"
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THE TITUSVILLE GEEK - A campfire story about a circus freak who bites the heads off of chickens...until things go horribly wrong! Printed on colored paper, with endpapers and a cardstock cover. |
$3.00
+ $1.00 s/h 28 pages + endpapers
5 1/2" x 5 1/2"
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"THE CLAWS COME OUT" Button Pack - Celebrate the release of my first honest-to-goodness book with this pack of four full-color 1" buttons, featuring characters from THE CLAWS COME OUT. One each of The Abominable Snowman, a Martian, Lily St. Dead, and a zombie! Spooky!
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$2.00
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4 buttons, 1" diameter each
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Paypal is the best way to purchase, but if you need to send a check or money order, please make it out to me, Pat N. Lewis, and mail it to: 5326 Fifth Avenue #24 Pittsburgh, PA 15232.
No orders under $5, please. Include an email address or phone number so I can contact you if any problems arise; otherwise, your order may be cancelled or another item substituted instead. Any additional questions? Email me. Thanks!
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