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The Claws Come Out

THE CLAWS COME OUT - Hey, it's my first real book! IDW Publishing presents this hardcover collection of horror/comedy tales, all featuring my two favorite things in the world: women and monsters. Contains 50-plus pages of never-before-seen stuff, including the epic "Zombie Trouble," introductions by sexy horror hostess Lily St. Dead, and more! If you want your copy personalized, be sure to specify to whom when you order!

Read the reviews: Sequart.com | Broken Frontier

+ $4.00 s/h

152 pages
6" x 9"

Cragmore Complete Set

CRAGMORE: THE COMPLETE SET - A Trump-esque billionaire has a near-death experience and becomes the devil's number one enemy in the process. It's evil vs. slightly more evil as Cragmore does everything possible to escape eternal damnation. Click here to read the first 22 pages or just click "ADD TO CART" to purchase the whole darn thing from start to finish!

Read the reviews: Poopsheet | The Comics Journal

$17.00 VALUE
+ $3.00 s/h

Four books
144 pages total
5 1/2" x 8 1/2"

Cragmore Book Four

CRAGMORE: BOOK FOUR - If you have the first three parts already, here is the thrilling conclusion to the CRAGMORE saga, in minicomic form! Picks up where part three left off--will the devil get his ultimate revenge, or will the rich white guy conquer all obstacles and succeed yet again? Find out here!

+ $1.00 s/h

36 pages
5 1/2" x 8 1/2"



"I SURVIVED THE GIANT MONSTER INVASION OF '94" Shirt - Where were you in '94? Like some relic out of an alternate past, this pre-faded, vintage-looking t-shirt lets the world know you haven't forgotten our national tragedy.

  • Yellow ink on royal blue, pre-shrunk Gildan Ultra Cotton T.
  • Due to the unique printing process, the amount of "fading" may vary slightly from shirt to shirt.
  • Don't forget to specify your size when you order.
  • Click on the thumbnails for a better look!

+ $3.00 s/h

Specify size
(XL, 2XL, 3XL only)

Paypal is the best way to purchase, but if you need to send a check or money order, please make it out to me, Pat N. Lewis, and mail it to: 5326 Fifth Avenue #24 Pittsburgh, PA 15232.

No orders under $5, please. Include an email address or phone number so I can contact you if any problems arise; otherwise, your order may be cancelled or another item substituted instead. Any additional questions? Email me. Thanks!


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